jesussbabymomma:

HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO

peregr1ne:

I didn’t know how many kingdom hearts fans I followed until 30 seconds ago

the-fandoms-are-cool:

iseeavoice:

michichick:

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying

“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.

“I’M A WRITER” I scream as I decipher how to create the ultimate mankind-destroying virus

breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

elasticitymudflap:

the otp ◡‿◡✿

the otp kissing ◕‿◕✿

the otp doing the do ⊙‿⊙✿

“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop